What Koston Has Been up to....

Koston has been a handful to say the least. Just so curious and sneaky at the same time. These are just the few things I caught on camera! At the end of a long day yesterday I had to laugh... I realized that as I was feeding Aislee he was being way too quiet! I went looking for Koston. My bedroom door closed. My bathroom door closed. I could hear him in there. Shower door closed with the little turd inside squirting all of Jordan's shaving cream/gel all over the shower. He just started that can and it was ALL gone. As I was cleaning that up, I turn around to find him spraying himself with Jordan's cologne. Take that away. He runs off. I proceed to clean up and put things out of reach. I apparently wasn't quick enough, he was in the corner with my smelly lotion. He had about 1/2 the tube in his hands and on the floor. So now he smells delightful!! STRONG FUMES! So I wash his hands and look around to see if I can spot anything else he can reach. Looks clear. I scrub the carpets to clean the lotion. What the crap?? How on earth did he get Jordan's "Monkey Butt" Powder? (It's really humid and he's outside all day!) Well the carpet and lots of toys must have been feeling the humidity also. Powder everywhere. Look at Koston trying not to scream, laughing to cover my frustration. He also has a bobby pin sticking out of his ear?? Remove the ear drum weapon from his ear, the powder from his tightly clutched hands. I plop him down at the table with WASHABLE markers and paper so I can pack to go to the park. I finish packing and I'm greeted with a shirtless green and purple son. Face, ears, hands and tummy! (this picture was last time!) Wash his face to make him presentable at the park and somehow- HOW? he finds my biosilk and squirts it in his hands (and floor) and rubs it all over his face. So now his marker masterpiece is smeared and he looks like a human Easter egg with his head dunked in a green cup of Easter egg dye! Laughing Out Loud!! I can't seem to get my 2 year old under control! I love him so much. Times like this I just cherish the moments! We did go to the park... for my sanity!